1) Jump start it with the Buick
2) Dig out the snow piled into the back
3) find a portable air compressor and refill the front right tire (that is only 8 days old!)
Testosterone poisoning? Revenge of the teacher who had their vehicle buried and didn't know Mom and Dad would pay?
At least I finally got to wear my "Elmer Fudd" hat since it was almost -10!