Why did the hog farmer give up knitting?
Answer: He didn't want to cast his purls before his swine!
What did the knitter use to make a suit of armor?
Answer: She used steel wool!
What did Puff Daddy say when 50 Cent gave him a hand knit scarf for Christmas?
Answer: " Gee, you knit?!"
"G-Unit" is the name of 50 Cent's rap group.