These jokes will leave you .... 'in stitches' - HA!

These fiber related jokes showed up in my inbox today and I couldn't resist sharing (I hate to groan alone!)

Why did the hog farmer give up knitting?

Answer: He didn't want to cast his purls before his swine!

What did the knitter use to make a suit of armor?

Answer:  She used steel wool!

 

What did Puff Daddy say when 50 Cent gave him a hand knit scarf for Christmas?

Answer: " Gee, you knit?!"

 "G-Unit" is the name of 50 Cent's rap group.  

GROOOAAAAAANNNNNNNN!